"Well, it's important to me to stay home," he said.

I negotiated, pleaded. "Just come for a little while. An hour or two. Then we'll go home."

"We'll see," he finally conceded-an answer that almost always means no.

But that night, I clung to the faith that he'd surprise me and show up. I imagined the gauzy, backlit scene. Our eyes locking and the crowd parting as he found my lips, right at midnight. Just like in When Harry Met Sally. I spent the whole night watching the clock and the door, and feeling generally heartsick, but ever hopeful. Until eleven fifty-nine came, and I stood in a corner alone, listening to Prince's pulsing remix of "1999" and then the final, stomach-turning, ten-second countdown. A drunk, giddy Margot found me minutes later, hugging me hard, gushing about how much she loved me and how much we had to look forward to. But then she returned to her own date, and I went home alone, sleeping with the phone next to my pillow, waiting, even praying.

But Leo never called that night. Nor did he call the next morning. Around noon, when I couldn't stand it another second, I took the subway to his apartment. He was home, reading the paper and watching MTV.

"You never came," I said, pathetically stating the obvious.

"Sorry," he said, sounding not at all sorry. "I meant to. I fell asleep around ten-thirty."

"I was all alone at midnight," I said, pitifully, self-righteously.

"So was I," he laughed.

"It's not funny," I said, now more angry than hurt.

"Look. I never promised you I'd come," he said, agitated.

I quickly backed down, resting my head on his shoulder as we watched a bowl game on television, then made Greek omelets-Leo's specialty-followed by sex on the couch. But some time afterward, when he stood abruptly and told me he had to go work on a story, I got upset all over again.

"It's New Year's Day," I whined, detesting the sound of my own voice.

"I still have deadlines," he said flatly.

I looked at him, my head spinning with bitter resentment and desperate grief, and then opened my mouth and uttered those infamous words.

"This isn't working," I said, believing in my heart that I was only testing the waters, pushing the limits, trying another tactic to reel him back in. "I think we should break up."

I expected resistance, a fight, at least a robust discussion. But instead, Leo quickly agreed that I was right. He said so tenderly, almost lovingly, which made me feel worse than an angry response would have. He put his arms around me, his relief almost palpable.

I had no choice but to play along. After all, it had been my suggestion in the first place.

" 'Bye, Leo," I said, sounding way braver than I felt.

"Good-bye, Ellen," he said, at least feigning sadness.

I hesitated, but knew there was no turning back. So I left his place, in shock and denial, springing for a cab home instead of taking the subway.

When I got back to my apartment, Margot was in the family room, reading a magazine. "Are you okay?" she said.

I told her I didn't know.

"What happened?"

"We broke up."

I considered saying more, confiding all the gory details, but could feel myself shutting down, becoming defensive and closed.

"I'm sorry," she said. "Do you want to talk about it?"

I shook my head and said, "I don't know… It's really… complicated."

And it felt complicated in the way that all breakups feel complicated when you're embroiled in them. While in cruel actuality, most are really quite simple. And it goes something like this: one person falls out of love-or simply realizes that he was never really in love in the first place, wishing he could take back those words, that promise from the heart. Looking back, I can see that that was likely the case with Leo and me-the simplest explanation is often the right one, my mother used to tell me. But at the time, I didn't believe that could be the case.

Instead, I hoped for what all girls hope for in my situation: that he'd change his mind, come to his senses, realize what he had in me, discover that I couldn't be replaced. I kept thinking, even saying aloud to Margot and my sister, "Nobody will love him like I love him," which I now realize is far from a selling point to a man. To anyone.

Even worse, I kept replaying in my head that dreadful saying that starts, "If you love something, set it free." I pictured the laminated poster-size version of it that my sister hung in her bedroom after a particularly scarring high school breakup. The words were written in purple, sympathy card-style script, complete with a soaring eagle and mountaintop view. I remember thinking that no eagle in the world is going to willingly fly back to captivity.

"Damn straight, he was never yours," I always wanted to tell Suzanne.

But now. Now Leo was that eagle. And I was certain that he would be the one exception to the rule. The one bird who would return.

So I stoically waited, desperately clinging to the notion that ours was only a trial separation. And, incredibly enough, my feelings became even more intense post-breakup. If I was obsessed with Leo when I was with him, I was drowning in him afterward. He occupied every minute of my day as I became a cliche of the brokenhearted woman. I tortured myself with his old answering machine messages and sad, bitter songs like Sinead O'Connor's "The Last Day of Our Acquaintance." I wallowed in bed and burst into tears at the most random, inopportune moments. I wrote and revised long letters to him that I knew I would never send. I completely neglected my personal appearance (unless you count candlelit pity parties in the bathtub) and vacillated between eating nothing and gorging on ice cream, Doritos, and the ultimate cliche, Twinkies.

I couldn't even escape Leo during sleep. For the first time in my life, I remembered vivid details of my dreams, dreams that were always about him, us. Sometimes they were bad dreams of near-misses and poor communication and his cold, slow withdrawal. But sometimes they were amazing dreams-Leo and I wiling away the hours in smoky cafes or making hard, sweaty love in his bed-and in some ways, those happy dreams were more agonizing than the bad. I'd awaken, and for a few, fleeting seconds, I'd actually believe that we were back together again. That the breakup was the dream and that I had only to open my eyes and find him right there beside me. Instead, grim reality would set in again. Leo was moving on to a new life without me, and I was alone.

After weeks, nearly months of this sort of melodrama, Margot intervened. It was a Saturday, early evening, and she had just failed in about her sixth straight weekend attempt to get me to go out with her. She emerged from her bedroom, looking radiant in a funky, indigo sweater, hip-hugging jeans, and pointy-toed, black boots. She had curled her usually stick-straight hair and applied a shimmering, perfumed powder along her collarbone.

"You look awesome," I told her. "Where are you going?"

"Out with the girls," she said. "Sure you don't want to come?"

"I'm sure," I said. "Pretty in Pink is on tonight."

She crossed her arms and pursed her lips. "I don't know what you're so mopey about. You were never really in love with him," she finally said, as matter-of-factly as if she were stating that the capital of Pennsylvania is Harrisburg.

I gave her a look like she was crazy. Of course I was in love with Leo. Wasn't my profound grief proof of a grand love?

She continued, "You were only in lust. The two are often confused."

"It was love," I said, thinking that the lust was only one component of our love. "I still love him. I will always love him."

"No," she said. "You were only in love with the idea of love. And now you are in love with the idea of a broken heart… You're acting like an angst-ridden adolescent."

It was the ultimate slam to a woman in her twenties.

"You're wrong," I said, gripping my icy tub of pralines 'n' cream.

She sighed and gave me a maternal stare. "Haven't you ever heard that true love is supposed to make you a better person? Uplift you?"

"I was a better person with Leo," I said, excavating a praline. "He did uplift me."

She shook her head and started to preach, her Southern accent kicking in more, the way it always does when she's adamant about something. "Actually you sucked when you were with Leo… He made you needy, spineless, insecure, and one-dimensional. It was like I didn't even know you anymore. You weren't the same person with him. I think the whole relationship was… unhealthy."

"You were just jealous," I said softly, thinking that I wasn't sure if I meant she was jealous she didn't have a Leo-or was jealous that he had replaced her as the most important person in my life. Both theories seemed plausible despite the fact that she, as always, had a boyfriend of her own.

"Jealous. I don't think so, Ellen." She sounded so convincing, so borderline amused with the mere thought of envying what I had with Leo, that I felt my face growing hot as I retreated on this point and just said again, "He did too make me better."

It was the closest we had ever come to anything resembling a fight, and despite my rising fury, I was also nervous, unable to look her in the eye.

"Oh yeah?" she said. "Well, if that's true, Ellen, then show me one good photo you took when you were with him. Show me how he inspired you. Prove me wrong."