Unsure where to wait, the bed and a single chair provided limited seating options. When Randolph arrived, one of us would have to sit on the bed. I chose the chair. My Jane Austen hovered in the background with the drapes. I laid the business plan on the table next to a phone, a laptop, and personal papers. Seated, I smoothed my gown over my knees and began waiting. The clock read 7:41. What should I be doing when he arrived? What tableau should I create for his pleasure? Woman Reading Scary Essay on Fanny Price offered itself as a possibility, except I'd left my book at home. Woman Reclining seemed like a bad idea. Leave him wanting more. I glanced at the debris littering the table. Would I hear him before he opened the door? If I jumped he would think I had been snooping through his papers. How unromantic. But his personal things lay on the table for anyone to see: papers, envelopes, a portfolio. Don't look. I listened carefully for footsteps in the hall. Nothing.

The clock said 7:44. I wondered what he was doing, and with whom. Were there others besides Sara Stormont? Lots of others? It didn't seem so when we were together. Perhaps I would gain insight into this man's life if I looked at the papers on the table. Under those terms, it wouldn't be snooping. Of course it would. Don't look. 7:47 P.M. The room was so very quiet except for my beating heart.

My Jane Austen was creating another list. I was getting a little tired of her lists. Who was she to divide the world into good and bad? Where would her own name fall on one of her lists? "I don't even know you," I said to her. "You're not Jane Austen. Who are you and what are you doing in my head?"

I stood and walked to the bathroom. Oddly, this bathroom had no shower stall. The whole bathroom was the shower. A narrow slice of glass acted as barrier between sink and shower head but water would flow directly into the room. Unless the drain could work really fast, it appeared the room would flood with every shower. The sink offered no counters. No place for a woman's things. And the only electrical outlet was an oddly configured plug for "shavers only." Must be the Caveman Suite. I opened my tiny bag and pulled out my lipstick. Well—Bets's lipstick, I liked the color and Bets had abandoned it. Would he open the door and find me applying lipstick? I leaned in to examine myself in the mirror. Was that me? The real me or the fictional me? Willis would know. Some people understand you so clearly, and others just don't. Most don't. Why is that? I dropped the lipstick into my bag and drew it shut, then checked my breath and decided I could stand a mint, which I didn't have. Toothpaste. Surely he had toothpaste in here, but where? I looked for a Dopp kit but the maid had obviously cleaned; nothing lay about, no razor, toothbrush, or comb. Towels hung neatly folded. I imagined him opening the door just now and finding me embracing the chrome towel warmer for heat.

The last essay I'd read was still talking to me, saying, Nobody falls in love with Fanny Price. "Nonsense," I said to the mirror as I found toothpaste hiding behind shower gel. "Edmund falls in love with Fanny Price." I pointed to make sure the mirror understood. "I'm wrestling with this," I continued. "Don't tell me Edmund doesn't love her. I felt the chemistry. You felt it, too, Willis? That fizz of connection? Just curious: Do you feel it with Philippa?" I squirted a tiny dot of toothpaste on my finger and rubbed it around the inside of my mouth. What if I spit in his sink. Better not. But I could collapse in a puddle of Regency gauze and cry on the lovely caramel tile floor. "I miss you, Willis." My Jane Austen looked up from her corner. She seemed a bit dimmer, as if she might faint again.

I left the bathroom and struck a pose near the window where I could stare at the London night sky, eyes relaxing, casting the sparkling lights into a blur, wondering if Jane Austen had completely tricked me about Mansfield Park. "Did I miss something? Was I supposed to dislike Fanny Price?" I asked. "Was this your joke on us—designed to separate the lightweights?" But the black window made me feel abandoned and alone. Like the window at day care when I was five, waiting for my father to pick me up. Other parents had claimed their children and gone home for dinner and bedtime. My teacher and I waited alone, her purse and keys on her desk. Most of the lights were switched off and her lips pressed together as she searched the darkness for my dad's headlights. I watched her, feeling the deep isolation of the night, wishing my dad would come so she could go home. But my dad's real life happened somewhere else where the people were more important than me. I'd always known this. And because of the unimportance of me, my teacher had to wait.

7:51. Randolph should be here by now. I went back to my chair by the desk. Funny how the bathroom looked so neat and the table was such a mess. Perhaps the maid didn't touch papers. Or maybe he messed them after the maid cleaned. I looked in the trash can and found several crumpled papers indicating he had worked in here after the maid cleaned. Woman Examining the Evidence:

"And where were you at 7:51 on the evening of the eighth of August?"

"I solemnly swear I spent the evening in Lord Weston's hotel room, going through his trash."

The phone rang and I jumped. The moment of truth. Should I answer? Two rings. 7:53. My pulse raced. What if Randolph was calling me? If a woman answers, hang up. My Jane Austen and I watched like cats as the ringing stopped, another sound took its place, and paper ratcheted into a printer. The fax machine zipped into action, feeding the paper into the waiting trough. My Jane Austen read the paper as it spooled through the printer. Could I read his faxes? No. But I could read his trash. Trash is considered public domain.

I stopped talking to myself, proceeded directly to the trash can, lifted the three crumpled balls from the bottom, and recognized the sensation of seeking painful truth. Where was my dad when I waited all those nights in the dark day care center? If she knew, my mother never told me. She put me in the car and drove in silence, the green freeway signs communicating distance. I feigned sleep, imagining the story of her grief.

Shaking, I dropped the three crumpled balls on my lap. One fell to the floor. I didn't even look at the time. No time to look at the time. The first trash item was a pink carbon copy of a claim check from a tailor, Savile Row. Name rings a bell. The second trash item was a phone message from Chris, no last name, no call back number. I recrumpled the two trash items, and rethrew them into the bin. I fished the last ball off the floor and smoothed it in my lap. A transmission report from the fax machine. 14:38. I endured the snarky glare of the fax machine on military time. I threw the last ball back into the trash. I'd made no progress in my quest for insight. But having crossed the line into reading trash, I felt compelled to move on to bigger things. 8:01. Time flew. The idea that a paper in this room would tell me everything I needed to know about Randolph Weston and the role I played in his life consumed me.

Or did I seek a hit of familiar pain?

8:05. Woman Reading Personal Papers. I helped myself to the personal papers on the table. A bill from Pratt's. Bank statement (still in the sealed envelope). An invitation to a dinner benefiting the Osteopathic Centre for Children, a newsletter still folded from Alliance of Independent Retailers, a fax from Tony Palmer Investments "looking forward to meeting on Tuesday." I carefully restored every paper to its exact original position.

No dance card, no love letter, no broken engagement. Nothing about me. 8:11. I sat perfectly still, but my heart pounded, blood raced through my veins, thoughts skittered in all directions. Looking up, I saw the girl from Texas reflected in the mirror on the opposite wall. What are you doing here? I asked her. Do you crave love or pain and are they the same thing to you? She leaned over and lifted the fax out of the trough. Reading, she found a listing agreement for Newton Priors signed by Tony Palmer.

This wasn't my novel. I wasn't the protagonist. I was a secondary character hidden in the hotel room. Sara Stormont didn't know about me. I was the secret; the bad surprise that ruins the main character's day—the mad woman in the attic, the villain destined for a disastrous end. 8:21.

The door opened and I jumped.

My tableau was realized: Crazed Woman Sitting on Chair.

"Hullo, Lily."

Randolph smiled at me. "Did I frighten you?" he asked, very handsome in his black tie, in spite of his hair loss.

My hand flew to my heart and I assumed an innocent smile. "Hullo, Wes—Randolph." A man who considered his opportunities, of course he would entertain listing agreements. He hadn't signed anything. Perhaps I had been wrong again. I extended a hand and he pulled me into an embrace. He smelled of alcohol and I sensed myself numbing, the walls blurring into once upon a time. Letting go of me, he loosened his tie. "What a bore, knowing you were here, waiting." He tore the tie out of his tuxedo shirt—eyes on me—and tossed it into the lap of the other chair. "You look lovely," he said.

What would it be like—beloved of an English lord? We were slipping into the faux familiarity again, conveniently holed up in the Royal Bachelor Pad. I watched to see if he would stop with the tie as My Jane Austen asked, What about dinner? What about the business plan? Sitting on the bed, he touched a panel on the bedside table and a soft electronic buzz sounded as a very large television emerged from the surface of the desk. The 007 Suite. He touched again and the drapes began to close, flushing My Jane Austen from her hiding place. He switched on the TV and a cricket match filled the screen.