So I steer her a little down the hall until we’re in front of the room that says ICE. And she laughs and I say, “C’mon,” because where else do we have to go? And the room isn’t that cold, there’s just the noise of the soda machine to contend with. She says, “You can’t be serious,” and I agree that I can’t be. I’m not. I say, “I’m just really into you,” and then I kiss her and she finds the light switch and turns it off, and then we’re just lit in Pepsi-can colors and it’s like we’ve finally found this other kind of conversation, this conversation in gestures and pulls and pushes and breaths and grasps and teases and glimmers and rubs and expectation. “Are you okay?” I ask, and she says, “Are you?” And I say, “Yes, I am.” I am more than okay. This is a great conversation.

God, I like her so much.

“Let’s get you out of some of those wet clothes,” she says, and she pulls at my shirt and stumbles over some of the buttons and I don’t know what comes over me, but I start tickling her and that really pisses her off, but she’s laughing and then gasps back the laugh, I guess so the guests won’t hear. She finishes the buttons and she takes off the shirt. I take my jacket off her shoulders and she does the strangest thing—she pulls back for a second and folds it neatly, puts it almost reverently on the floor. Then I peel off the wet flannel, peel off the T-shirt underneath. She runs her fingers through the patch of hair on my chest, then follows the trail down to my belt. I have never, ever felt such desire. She takes off the belt, lets it drop to the floor. Then she unbuttons the top button of my jeans—only the top button. And I reach over to her jeans and unbutton the top button—only the top button. And I ask it again—“Are you okay?” And this time she says yes. She says she’s more than okay.

We kiss like it’s a form of clasping. It’s not like it was in the club, when it was like she was proving something. We have nothing to prove now, nothing except that we’re not afraid. That we’re not going to think too much, or stop too much, or go too much. Her hand traces down the zipper line and I say, “Slow.” Because this is not a rush. This is not something insignificant. This is real. This is happening. And this is ours.

I am nervous as fuck, vulnerable as anything. I can feel my chest shaking. She embraces me so her arms are behind my back, then lets her hands wander down, across that line, under my jeans, under my boxers. I wrap my arms around her, raise my hands to her back. To her neck. To her hair. Then one hand glides back, runs over her breasts, then between them, trailing down and back around. We entangle. The ice machine hums, then comes to life, the cracking crash that makes us laugh, takes us out of the moment for a moment, makes us look at each other in a naked light. That stop. That pause.

“What are we doing?” she says.

“I don’t know?” I reply.

She leans into me again, her wet pants squarely on mine, and says, “Good answer.”

I want to kiss her without counting the seconds. I want to hold her so long that I get to know her skin. I want, I want, I want.

Her hands slide to my hips. Her thumbs hook around my waistband.

Lowering.

Lowering.

I gasp.

18. NORAH

When did my life get so good? Was it when I agreed with a kiss to be Nick’s five-minute girlfriend, or when I realized frigid was a choice rather than a truth?

This ice room is so very cold.

Nick is so very hot.

His heat—my heat—our heat—almost makes me forget I am still wet from the downpour, seeking refuge in the darkened ice room of a fucking Marriott with the Pepsi sign lit up, and I am without a doubt really into Nick because I am a Coke drinker, I mean I can take the Pepsi Challenge and fucking smell the difference without bothering to distinguish the two tastes in my mouth. Mmmmmm, tastes. His lips taste so good, his moist skin tastes so good, everything about him is just delicious. Now that his wet shirt is off and my face presses right here as my hands stray down there, I realize he does not smell like aromatherapy or cologne, it was probably the air freshener Toni sprayed over everyone at the bathroom back at the club. This Nick, the bare-chested one, the heavy breathing one, the kind one, the sexy as hell one, he smells musky and lovely, bathed in night rain. I can’t get enough of him.

I get it—he’s straight. I believe. Hallelujah! And! Amen! J.C., I owe you one!

I feel like I could drown in this, in him. He’s lit by the machine he’s leaning against, but I have fallen into darkness, not the darkness of the deranged or the depressed, but the darkness of the consumed, where all I see, hear, taste, feel, is the probe of our mouths and hands, the warmth of our bodies pressed against each other, the urgency of his wanting, my wanting. It’s like nothing else exists in the world right now except him, me, touching, exploring, longing, needing, sharing, having. So much for my straight-edge vow, because I am drunk on our ing’s. If Nick’s part of ’em, I want ’em, they’re mine.

He pulls me back up so our lips meet again, and I’m lost all over again, lost inside his mouth, feeling his breath, feeling his heartbeat against my hand pressed on his chest. My hands want to wander all over him, but his lips are sliding so sweetly around my own, my hands can’t focus. His hands focus just fine. He’s definitely a breast instead of thigh man. Only his hands go slow, caressing and teasing instead of Talpillaging (good job on the breast tutorial, Tris), and I can feel my chest straining to high attention, wanting, more more more. Then Nick’s hands move away and I want to murmur, No no no, come back, hands, but my mouth is too busy occupying his. As Nick’s hands fumble and smooth over my back, clearly looking for a bra strap to unclasp, my lips can’t bear to pull away from touching him to tell him, Honey, it’s a front-clasp bra.

My lips go on a downward slope, from kissing his mouth, to his chin, his neck, moving south to his chest. His hands give up on the clasp issue and move on to fingering through my hair, and I wonder how he knows that having my scalp lightly massaged like he’s doing now is just this unbelievable turn-on to me.

I want him so much and I know this should wait but curiosity to test-drive my non-frigidity is going to prevail here, it’s like I can’t help it. My mouth pulls back from his body as I step up on tippy toes to place my mouth against his ear to whisper into it what I want to do to him, and strangely I use the polite words instead of the nasty ones, and he whispers, “Really?” like maybe he’s also not so convinced we should go that far, but his quickened breath tells me he’s curious for some test-driving, too. And I whisper back, “Really,” because this time he did not answer, “Slow.”

My brain officially leaves the ice room, as if to say, I can’t watch. You know better.

I’ve got him in my hands—wow, who knew I was ambidextrous?—and my hands are feeling, feeling, feeling, and I can hear his breathing, and it’s heavy and soft at the same time, like its own feral whisper. His hands trace soft lines across my wet head, encouraging the motion of my hands, and I want him as much as I want it because he and it are the same and I am so greedy, I want everything from him.

“Norah.” It’s so cold in here but hearing him gasp my name, I feel like I am on fire. All those Jackie Collins novels Caroline and I read in seventh grade are totally starting to make sense.

My tongue blazes his trail, moving down toward the motion of my hands but not quite there yet; my accelerated heart rate slows down the pace of my hands. I want this, so much, but I am terrified even as I am willingly lost in it. I’m fine with doing this—no, I’m GREAT with doing this—but scared that I will do it wrong. “Norah,” Nick whispers again, and I hope that maybe with him, there is no wrong way. I hope that he will trust me. My heart is pounding pounding pounding and my mouth wants to go there but my head turns upward first, wanting to make eye contact with Nick, but in the fluorescent light I see his eyes are closed, so I speak instead, and I say, “Tell me. Guide me.” Because I want it to be both our instincts making this happen. And his eyes open for a moment and catch mine and through the machine glow, I see gratitude in his, and in my hands his response is even more affirmative, and okay, here I go.

Why, hello, Julio!

But some motherfucker has turned on the lights in this room and it’s not even like I want to die of embarrassment. I want to die from wanting this to happen and who the hell could be so inconsiderate as to ruin my fucking moment?

An old couple stands at the entrance to the ice room. She is dressed in a quilted robe and cheap slippers and looks just like my great-aunt Hildy in Boca who hates me because she says I have a potty mouth and because one time I made the big fucking mistake of admitting that the brisket my grandma makes is better than Aunt Hildy’s. He is dressed in boxer shorts and a T-shirt and, holy fucking shit, he is wearing those sock suspenders around his calves that I’m pretty goddamn sure are museum fashion artifacts. His face is crumpled and ancient, like he could be E.T.’s great-uncle, and he’s carrying an ice bucket. What the fuck do these geezers need ice for at this hour?

Their gray heads need a moment to process the blue sight.

“Oh,” Great-Aunt Hildy clone finally says.

“Oh, my,” her husband says.

I am imagining how Nick and Norah must look to Aunt Hildy and Uncle E.T. right now, in the Polaroid snapshot of their hopefully near-senile dementia minds. Nick: shirtless, pants still on but zippers and boxers down, his hands pressed against the back of the Pepsi machine. Norah: moist hair disheveled from Nick’s earlier scalp massage, wearing wet pants with the top button unfastened, and also shirtless except for the black lace bra on her bosom, just settled into kneeling position. B-U-S-T-E-D.