He reaches in the window and touches Norah on the cheek, holding there for a moment.

“Baby, it’s you,” he says. Then he turns back to the sidewalk and heads right into the club.

“Seems like a nice guy,” I say. Norah doesn’t respond.

Scot leans in my window now.

“Don’t worry about her friend,” he says. “We’ll get her home. You two kids have fun now, you hear?”

“Sure thing,” I tell him, even though Norah looks like the only use she has for the word fun is to make the word funeral.

Thom shuts the hood and gives me a thumbs-up. Then he and Scot walk hand in hand back to the van, the jumper cables dangling over their shoulders like a boa.

Norah hasn’t moved to put her seatbelt back on. I don’t know what this means. She turns to look at the door to the club.

“You okay?” I ask.

“I honestly have no idea,” she says.

I put Jessie into reverse and give our parking space away to whoever comes next. It gives me some satisfaction to know that my departure will become somebody else’s good luck.

It’s only when I’ve pulled out onto the street that I realize I have no idea where we’re going.

“Do you want me to take you home?” I ask.

I take her silence as a no. Because wanting to go home is the kind of thing you speak up about.

I follow up with, “What do you want to do?”

This seems to me to be a pretty straightforward question. But she looks at me with this total incomprehension, like she’s watching footage of the world being blown up, and I’m the little blurb on the corner of the screen saying what the weather is like outside.

I try again.

“You hungry?”

She just holds her hand to her mouth and looks out the front windshield.

“You thirsty?”

For all I know, she’s counting the streetlamps.

“Know any other bands playing?”

Tumbleweed blowing down the armrest between us.

“Wanna watch some nuns make out?”

Am I even speaking out loud?

“Maybe see if E.T. is up for a threeway?”

This time she looks at me. And if she isn’t exactly smiling, at least I think I see the potential for a smile there.

“No,” she says. “I’d much rather watch some nuns make out.”

“Okay, then,” I say, swerving the car back toward the Lower East Side. “It’s time for a little burlesque.”

I say this with some authority, even though I have only the faintest of faint ideas of where I’m going. Dev once told me about this place where strippers dressed like nuns and did this tease to “Climb Ev’ry Mountain.” And that was only one of the acts. I figured it was too kitsch to be pervy—and that seemed to be Norah’s range right there. As far as I could tell.

As we’re driving across Houston, Norah reaches over and turns on the radio. A black-lipsticked oldie: The Cure, “Pictures of You”—track four of my Breakup Desolation Mix.

This, and every other song on this disc, is dedicated to Tris….

And if this is the soundtrack, my mind and my broken heart collaborate to provide me with the movie—that night she was so tired she said she needed to lie down, so she climbed over the seat and laid out in the back. I thought I’d lost her, but then five minutes later my cell phone rang and it was her, calling me from my own backseat. In a sleepy voice she told me how safe and comfortable she felt, how she was remembering all those late-night drives back from vacation, and how she’d stretch herself out and feel like her parents were driving her bed, nothing unusual about the movement of the road under the wheels and the tree branches waving across the windshield. She said those moments made her feel like the car was home, and maybe that’s how I made her feel, too.

Eventually she fell asleep, but I kept the phone against my ear, lulled by her breathing, and her breathing again in the background. And yes, it felt like home. Like everything belonged exactly where it was.

“I so don’t need this right now,” Norah says. But she doesn’t change the song.

“Have you ever thought about their name?” I ask, just to make conversation. “I mean, for what?”

“What are you talking about?”

“The Cure. What do they think they’re the cure for? Happiness?”

“This coming from the bassist for The Fuck Offs?”

And I can’t help it. I think, Wow, she knows our name.

“Dev’s thinking of changing it to The Fuck Ons,” I tell her.

“How ’bout simply Fuck On?”

“Maybe one word? Fuckon?”

“The Friendly Fuckons?”

“My Fuckon Or Yours?”

“Why is he such a fucking Fuckon?”

I look at her. “Is that a band name or a statement?”

“He had no right to do that. None.”

We break into silence again. I lob a question right into it.

“Who is he, then?”

“An ex,” she says, slumping back in the seat a little. “The ex, I guess.”

“Like Tris,” I say, relating.

She sits up and gives me a purely evil glance. “No. Not like Tris at all. This was real.”

I pause for a second, listen to our breakup playing under the conversation.

“That was mean,” I say. “You have no idea.”

“Neither do you. So let’s drop it. I’m supposed to show you a good time.”

I take this last sentence as a kind of apology. Mostly because that’s what I want it to be.

I’m winding through the Lower East Side now, on the streets that have names and not numbers. The night is still very much young here, hipster congregants exhaling their smoke from sidewalk square to sidewalk square. I find a parking space on the darker side of Ludlow, then convince Norah to retrace Jessie’s steps until we’re in front of a pink door.

“Camera Obscura?” Norah asks.

I nod.

“Bring on the nuns,” she says.

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to knock or just open the door. The answer is given to me in the form of a burly bouncer dressed in a Playboy Bunny outfit.

“ID?” he asks.

I reach for my cousin’s license from Illinois, won in a particularly intense Xbox challenge.

Norah pats her pockets down. Blankly.

And just as I think, Oh fuck, she says those exact words.

6. NORAH

Oh fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

I mailed the letter turning down the acceptance to Brown just this morning. And only now, in the middle of this night or is it morning and why does time cease to tick when I see Tal, only now do I get it. Kibbutz in South Africa: BIG FUCKING MISTAKE. Like, HUGE. What was I thinking? So we’ve broken up five times over the last three years. Somehow in the back of my mind was the thought that either (1) Tal and I would work things out next time, and what better place to do that than away from our families and friends in a commune on the flip side of the world, or (2) we wouldn’t work things out yet again, but I’d be the best freakin’ worker that kibbutz had ever seen; and as a bonus, Tal would die of jealousy when I fell madly in love with some beautiful surfer boy from Capetown and left Tal weeding gardens while I bailed on the kibbutz to backpack across the world with my new surfer love who hopefully would have a pretty-looking name like Ndgijo.

Except that would never happen to me. How did such a reputedly smart girl get herself in this predicament, on the brink of adulthood, with no future to grab on to? These last few weeks I’ve been missing Tal as much as I’ve been bemoaning him as the Evil Ex. I’ve held on to the hope of surprising him by showing up in South Africa, yet when he was RIGHT THERE in front of me in Manhattan, what did I do? I froze. Suddenly all my fantasies of reconciliation were gone, suddenly all I could remember was how I was never good enough for him, Jewish enough, political enough, committed enough. Tal wasn’t a lying cheating skank like Tris, but who had I been kidding? He had been, as Caroline likes to remind me, a “controlling fuckface.” So right there, in a fucking Yugo, next to the poor schmuck I introduced myself to by making out with him, I finally had the moment of clarity that Mom and Dad and Caroline have been waiting for me to have since I was fifteen: ENOUGH! Caroline has been right all along. Tal and I are better off living our lives apart from one another.

Oh fuck. Did I just say that aloud? I’m trying to pay attention to the Nick guy but I can’t get Tal’s words in front of the club off repeat playback in my mind: She talks a great game, but when you actually get to the field, you realize it’s fucking empty.

The Tin Woman! Tal called me the fucking Tin Woman! I lost my virginity and my whole youth to him, and that’s his review of me? At least I can be grateful that when Tal took off from South Africa back to Manhattan without telling anybody, he couldn’t possibly have received my letter yet; I only just mailed it. I was so hell-bent on the sentiment, I posted the letter international fucking snail mail when I could have just e-mailed him. I drew smiley faces on the outside of the envelope! Oh, God, I want to be sick right now.

Norah, why are you such a regression bitch? One night last weekend spent holding Caroline’s hair back while she puked in the toilet, feeling lonely and lost—for me, not for Caroline; she had an army of dudes outside the bathroom waiting for her to sober up—and I let the dark side of my mind, the Tal side, win out. As Caroline slept it off later that night in the extra twin bed that’s been in my room for her since kindergarten, I wrote to Tal. Was it all the caffeine I consumed riding the night out with Caroline, or the leftover ganja haze of the reggae club where we’d passed the night? Secondhand smoke may be deadlier than firsthand straight-edge inhale, at least when it comes to impairing my ability to distinguish between lonely longing for the Evil Ex and actually trying to get back together with him.